Yaoi no vision, Naruto edition
You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them
No one noticed the mergirl broken on the rocks after the battle of Hogwarts.
She clung to them with such fierceness her sisters in the Lake could not retrieve her. Her name was Tethys; she was the granddaughter of the mercheiftainess. She had a lover, named Kelpus, and a pet grindylow she’d raised from a hatchling. She loved to swim near the surface, loved to sing in the water, break the surface and hear how her voice changed in the air. She studied the plants of the Black Lake and brought those of interest to Sprout or Hagrid.
She was struck by a curse from Dolohov’s wand.
She was going to have a long life, live two full centuries, have fifteen children, and thirty grandchildren and sixty-eight great-grandchildren. She was going to gift each of them with their own grindylow; she was going to be the first merperson to speak the human tongues in air. She was going to be the greatest cheiftainess their colony had ever seen, she was going to bring up lost artefacts from the bottom of the lake for the wizards and witches of Hogwarts, she was going to be the one who won her people representation in the Ministry of Magic.
Instead she died, choked out and drowned in air, on the rocks by the side of the Black Lake.
"So you basically decided on it already."Kuroshitsuji ch. 95 » That Butler, Disappointed
child of the underworld
ACWNR IS GETTING ANIMATED BITCHES
ok, think about hanji zoe as ms. frizzle from the magic schoolbusYou magnificent bastard
i think this is the best thing i’ve ever drawn
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
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Angry rant ok my mom started talking about how girls shouldn’t wear yoga pants bc they leave nothing to the imagination and I was mad and then she said “especially when fat girls wear them that’s disgusting” and I told her to just stop and she started poking at me laughing condescendingly and being like well girls who wear stuff like that are asking for attention and I kept saying to stop talking and I eventually said I swear to god you’re pissing me off and she starts ranting about how ashamed she is of me because I’m so intolerant of other people’s opinions like no fuck you there’s a difference between being pissed about your opinion and being pissed that you want to bully me into a reaction so you can feel superior in the argument by displaying how immature and hot headed i am. Fuck you and your stupid prideful complex that for some reason is okay with defending misogyny.